I was up really late last night, into the wee A.M., just surfing about barking dogs (why??? you say...I know, I'm wondering why, too) and came a cross a large number of businesses named Barking Dog this or that. Now
why in the hell would you want to name your business after something that most (reasonable) people want to avoid because it is so damn annoying, irritating, despicable, damaging to one's health and well-being, lowers property value, makes your friends not want to come over...? I just do not get it, and especially after experiencing Harley I will never step foot in, in fact I'll cross the street to avoid even just walking in front of, one of these so named estabishments. Can you believe this crap? I don't know. Maybe it's just me. PTSD or something. Click on Harley's photo at the right and you'll see why I hate...that's right people...hate...barking dogs.
Barking Dog...WTF??? I'm not going in
there!!! I don't give a shit if they have the best food in town or not.
Obviously these folks have never lived next door to a barking dog is all I can say. Or maybe they are the people who own the mind shattering nuisances.
Why not something friendly and inviting like Laughing Dog, Smiling Dog, Running Dog, Flying Dog, Sitting Dog, Dancing Dog??? There are a zillion good dogs out there, but they had to create another Barking fucking Dog... Hmmmm....sounds like my neighbors.
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